The idea of going bright red in the face during a date can be disheartening even for the most seasoned Asian flush veteran. This is why we invite you all to sit back, relax and read about why some guys might actually prefer to date a girl with Asian flush.
Here are 5 reasons why from the perspective of a guy:
1. You will be a cheap date.
In this age of supposed equality, one would think the old tradition of men paying for everything would have well and truly died out by now. Well, let’s just say that us guys are still waiting for that day to come. Until then we will continue to blow our hard earned money on trying to get you drunk enough to consider coming home with us after the date – and the less we have to pay, the better. If you’re one of those girls who can drink any guy under the table then the chances are it will cost more to get you drunk than to actually pay someone for sex. Just do the math and you’ll see that girls with Asian flush are the pick of the bunch in this regard.
2. You will look cute when you’re flushed.
Its hard to understand why girls get so embarrassed about their flushed faces when it is a common beauty ritual to apply blush makeup. Red cheeks are attractive and if all it takes is a few drinks to get a natural blush, instead of hours in front of the mirror with your makeup, then consider yourself gifted. I’m sure you’re thinking that men know nothing about women’s beauty regimes and that the Asian flush is completely different to makeup blush – but who are you trying to impress? Let me let you in on a little secret: from our perspective red cheeks are red cheeks, whether from makeup or booze, we can’t tell the difference. This is not because we’re stupid, rather that we’re more interested in other things and not the specific method by which you achieved your glowing red cheeks.
3. Easy brownie points.
Winning your trust with brownie points is important to us guys. It shows that we care about you as a person and are not just interested in sleeping with you, which in turn will usually increase the chances of us getting laid. The problem is that brownie points are pretty hard to come by these days and flowers and chocolates just don’t cut it anymore. That said, dating a girl with Asian flush makes racking up those brownie points a whole lot easier when after a few drinks she starts to feel bad. This is the perfect opportunity for us guys to showcase our sensitive side and make you feel that we’re there for you even in times of distress.
4. You’re less likely to become an alcoholic and sleep with our friends.
Its true – people who suffer from Asian flush are generally less likely to become alcoholics. But wait, didn’t we want to get you drunk so you’d come home with us? Yes, but here in lies the fine balancing act of getting laid on the first date but not falling in love with an alcoholic who will eventually sleep with all our friends. This is where the cheap drunk non-alcoholic girl with Asian flush becomes the ideal solution.
5. Embarrassment is humbling
On a slightly more serious note however, it is easy for someone to say “don’t be embarrassed”. But in reality, getting a red face from alcohol on a date is embarrassing – and anyone with Asian flush can attest to this.
So, be embarrassed. Be yourself. Because one of the most attractive things a girl can do, or anyone for that matter, is to be comfortable with who they are. Sit across from your date with a bright red face, look them in the eye and comfortably say “oh i feel a bit embarrassed right now”. This kind of honesty and humility will win the heart of whomever’s eyes you are looking into because you’re not trying to be someone you’re not.
If you know a girl who gets a red face when she drinks alcohol and you think this article might make her laugh, cry or smile, please consider sharing it with her.